Monday, May 24, 2021
Number 10 - Lock Jaw
Saturday, May 22, 2021
Number 11 - Beta
Friday, May 21, 2021
Number 12 - Yeti
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Number 13 - Son of Whyachi
Tuesday, May 18, 2021
Number 14 - HYDRA
Sunday, May 16, 2021
Number 15 - Witch Doctor
Saturday, May 15, 2021
Number 16 - Icewave
Thursday, May 13, 2021
Number 17 - Poison Arrow
Number 18 - Valkyrie
Valkyrie is one of the most destructive horizontal spinners that the game has ever known. It has shredded some of the biggest names in Battlebots history like it was nothing. Valkyrie debuted in season 3, dropping its first fight to Ultimo Destructo on account of mechanical failure. It dominated its next two fights but met Lock Jaw after that, dropping its record to 2-2. After this, Valkyrie squared off against a 2-1 Red Devil. The fight was so sad for any Red Devil fans out there. One of the two tank treads was completely torn off and was driving around on its own. At 3-2, Valkyrie wasn't quite top 16 material yet, so it was given an opportunity to win a play in fight, the Last Chance Rumble. Valkyrie didn't win; that honor went to Bombshell. After the tournament, Valkyrie fought season 1 quarterfinalist Overhaul and caused amazing carnage to take home another win. In season 4, Valkyrie lost its opener again, this time to devastating dual vertical spinner robot HyperShock, but rebounded after that with a one hit knockout over Ragnarok. Monsoon, a season 3 quarterfinalist, was Valkyrie's next opponent. It was also 1-1, having beaten Ragnarok and lost to HyperShock as well. In a highly anticipated battle, Valkyrie laid waste to the deadly vertical spinner to improve to 2-1. Valkyrie then added another win over the heavily armored Petunia. In season 4, there were more than 16 robots that had a case to be in the top 16 (a 3-1 record usually meant selection), but Valkyrie wasn't an automatic bid for the tournament. First, it had to beat a 2-2 crusher called Quantum to get in. Valkyrie started off well, removing Quantum's lone tooth, but eventually it was knocked out, eliminating it from the competition. Valkyrie again participated in an exhibition fight after the season, and it destroyed a very tough robot in Ribbot (as seen above). In season 5, Valkyrie started off on a roll, leaving first Tantrum and then Rotator with mass devastation. Valkyrie impressed enough to earn a match with Whiplash in the main event, but lost. Valkyrie was selected for the round of 32 as the ninth seed, where it faced 24th seed SubZero. Valkyrie once again left its opponent almost unrecognizable, and in the round of 16, it had a rematch with Whiplash. This was a much better fight for Valkyrie, but Whiplash took the fight again. Valkyrie's record is 11-7 (.611) with seven knockouts. It's shredded several of the biggest names in the sport, so it's an easy member of my top 50 Battlebots list.
Tuesday, May 11, 2021
NOTICE III
Number 19 - Bloodsport
Sunday, May 9, 2021
Number 20 - Skorpios
Skorpios is armed with two kinds of saws and a very strong front wedge. Its saw has chopped through Lucky and its wedge has withstood Tombstone. Skorpios has been active since season 2, and many builders probably wish it had't been. Skorpios tried to enter the tournament in season 2, but had to win a play in rumble first. The hazards were turned off to see the robots' own potential, which turned out to be the killer for Skorpios, who was rammed into the nonfunctioning screws by victor Black Ice. It did win a dominant knockout over Bucktooth Burl and Death Roll in a rumble, however, so it didn't have too bad of a season. In season 3, Skorpios sent a shower of sparks upon Lucky for a victory and met Icewave in the main event after that. Skorpios won a highly controversial (and wrong) split decision. After all this, it was pitted against a 2-1 Rotator. Going the distance, Rotator won by unanimous decision, having removed Skorpios's saw arm. With this damage, team Skorpios had to buy a $40 angle grinder for its next opponent, crowd favorite HyperShock. Skorpios won another split decision and, at 3-1, was chosen for the final 16, but had to withdraw on account of a shortage of parts (probably the saw). In season 4, Skorpios won its first three battles against Copperhead, Sidewinder (probably the most damage it's ever done), and Tantrum, but fell to Uppercut in their fourth. Since there were more than 16 robots at 3-1 or 4-0, Skorpios had to beat fellow 3-1 competitor and returning semifinalist Lock Jaw for a spot in the top 16. Lock Jaw, which shouldn't have had to play in, won a dominant knockout. After this, Skorpios lost a decision to Black Dragon (one of Lock Jaw's many victims) in an exhibition. In 2019, there was a special ten robot event in Las Vegas. The winner took home a giant bolt award. Skorpios was one of the ten competing robots, and it went 2-0 in the miniature tournament against Chomp and Lock Jaw (as a result of a bad decision). In season 5, Skorpios faced full body spinner Bloodsport, which had also barely missed the top 16 in season 4, and was knocked out. It then battled another full body spinner, 1-0 rookie Perfect Phoenix, and won by knockout. After this win, Skorpios was chosen to battle Tombstone in the main event. As seen above, Skorpios pulled off a monumental upset with a knockout win that propelled it into the round of 32 as the 10th seed. Its opponent was 23rd seed and season 4 runner up Witch Doctor, which was having a tough season. They fought to a close judges' decision, but in the end Witch Doctor came out on top. Skorpios's Battlebots record is 11-7 (.611) with four knockouts. Skorpios makes my top 20 Battlebots of all time on account of its reputation as a giant killer (Icewave, HyperShock, Copperhead, Tantrum, Lock Jaw, Tombstone) and for its winning percentage.
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Number 21 - Uppercut
Friday, May 7, 2021
Number 22 - Rotator
Rotator is a double horizontal spinner, but in many of its fights, it's gone with one. Whether it's the top or bottom, disc or bar, it all depends on the opponent. Rotator has been around for the last four seasons, making it to the quarterfinals in season 3. It is one of about half a dozen robots to have beaten Tombstone in modern Battlebots, as seen above. Rotator debuted in season 2, suffering the fastest knockout of the qualifying round to returning quarterfinalist Witch Doctor. It won an exhibition rumble after the season, however, dominating Splatter and Disk O' Inferno. In season 3, Rotator lost its opening match to Petunia but won three straight (including one against Skorpios) to make it to the top 16 as the 11th seed. It stared down the devastating horizontal spinner Icewave, which was having its best season ever. Rotator completely dominated Icewave, chopping off the top half of the robot, but fell to eventual champion Bite Force in the quarterfinals. After the season, it was awarded the Most Destructive Robot award. In season 4, Rotator lost a close decision to SawBlaze to kick things off, but After this, Rotator faced season 2 runner up Bombshell, ending the fight with one hit. Rotator then battled Tombstone and knocked it out in spectacular fashion. At 2-1, Rotator was selected to face Death Roll in a main event. Rotator was thrashed, but it made it the distance. At 2-2, Rotator was no longer an automatic bid into the top 16, and it had to beat Blacksmith to get there. Blacksmith beat Rotator in a judges' decision, but whether it was right or not is a matter of anyone's opinion. Rotator was eliminated from the tournament. In season 5, Rotator started off on the wrong foot, losing its two first matches to two very tough opponents, Beta and Valkyrie. In season 5, there were three qualifying fights, and Rotator won its third over Big Dill to improve to 1-2 and earn the 22nd seed in the round of 32. Its next opponent was a deadly vertical spinner, JackPot. Rotator took out JackPot for its second knockout of the season and took on fellow vertical spinner End Game in the round of 16. End Game won by a judges' decision, but some Rotator fans complained about it. All in all, Rotator has lost some very close judges' decisions, first to SawBlaze, then to Blacksmith, Beta, and End Game. Seeing as how it lost all four of those decisions, Rotator stands at 9-9 (.500) with five knockouts. How many other robots have taken out Skorpios, Icewave, Bombshell, Tombstone, and JackPot (none)?
Thursday, May 6, 2021
Number 23 - Stinger: The Killer Bee (Stinger)
Stinger's strategy was not to destroy the opposition with a damaging weapon, but to overpower, outdrive, push, ram, lift, and shove it around the arena, into the walls, rails, and hazards. It was really fast, well controlled, and rugged. It sported flamethrowers, a "spinner killer", and a flamethrowing minibot from time to time. It debuted on the Battlebots scene in 2015's season 1, knocking out the deadly full body spinner Captain Shrederator in the qualifying round. This performance put Stinger in the round of 16 as the 5th seed, where it faced 12th seed and wildcard Warhead. Stinger broke Warhead's disc and completely dominated the legend for another win. In the quarterfinals, Stinger faced Bronco, and after one of the greatest battles in Battlebots history, Bronco proved to be too much for even Stinger. After the tournament, Stinger participated in a three team exhibition rumble against Bulldog and Splatter (which would become the legendary Whiplash), dominated, and took home the victory. In season 2, Stinger returned and knocked out Nightmare in 44 seconds to earn the 5th seed in the round of 32. It faced 28th seed Megetento, and in one of the worst decisions in Battlebots history, Stinger was defeated. After the season, Stinger fought in a "Legends Rumble" against Lock Jaw and Ghost Raptor. Lock Jaw won, but Stinger did better than Ghost Raptor did. Stinger did not return since. Its record stands at 4-3 (.571) with two knockouts. For its wins over some pretty big names and for the quality of its losses, Stinger is number 23 in my top 50 Battlebots of all time.
Wednesday, May 5, 2021
Number 24 - JackPot
JackPot is a deadly dual vertical spinner robot straight out of Las Vegas. While other robots can cost more than $25,000 to build, JackPot cost only $4,000, which is very interesting to me. It has only competed in season 5 so far, but its rookie campaign was so impressive that I have to include it in my top 50 Battlebots list. JackPot's debut fight was against SubZero (which would end up in the final 32), and JackPot knocked it out. This win put it up against veteran and season 1 semifinalist Ghost Raptor, as seen above. JackPot handled its business violently, to say the least. At 2-0, JackPot was deemed worthy of taking on fellow 2-0 competitor, the legendary Lock Jaw. This was a much tougher fight for JackPot, but in the end Lock Jaw was counted out, putting JackPot at 3-0 and in the final 32. It was seeded unreasonably low, 11th, and it battled longtime star Rotator, which was having a rough season so far. For this fight with a deadly horizontal spinner, JackPot opted to lose its self-righting mechanism in exchange for a rear wedge. This started well early, as the wedge kept Rotator at bay and allowed JackPot to get in a huge hit, but after this Rotator was able to get under JackPot's wedge. In the end, a giant hit sent both robots flying and flipped JackPot upside-down, giving Rotator the win by knockout. Jackpot's all time record is 3-1 (.750) with three knockouts. For its astronomical winning percentage, deadly knockout power, good loss, and wins over two legendary robots, JackPot is an easy member of my top 50 Battlebots of all time.
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Number 25 - Tantrum
Tantrum is one of my favorite designs ever. It has an arm that kind of shoots out and punches the opponent with a vertical spinner that has actually caused massive damage to opponents. It has competed in each of the last three seasons, 3-5, and made it all the way to the semifinals last season. Tantrum debuted in 2018 with a flipper and won its debut match. It lost its second fight and wasn't given the opportunity to fight on. That season, Tombstone, seeded 1st in the final 16, lost out to 16th seed Bombshell (which shouldn't have been anywhere near the top 16 to begin with). Tombstone was scheduled to fight a exhibition battle on championship night, as tradition had it. Tantrum was the only volunteer to face the "King of Kinetic Energy", and it was mauled in spectacular fashion by the former champion. In season 4, Tantrum sported its new weapon and had a strong showing. It started out 2-0, including a win over Uppercut and Jasper in a rumble, but lost its next two fights to two beasts in Yeti and Skorpios. In an exhibition fight after the season, Tantrum beat Lucky in a judges' decision that occurred when both robots were declared immobile. In season 5, Tantrum started off against Valkyrie and it was looking good until it simply stopped moving at the end, giving Valkyrie a lucky win. Tantrum won its next two fights to earn a spot in the final 32 as the 18th seed, where it faced 15th seed Fusion (who was far overseeded). Not surprisingly, Tantrum won by knockout, and Fusion ended up exploding at the end. In the round of 16, Tantrum faced 2nd seed Bloodsport, a very dangerous full body spinner. The fight was rather dull, and in the end the judges awarded a split decision to Tantrum, sending it to the quarterfinals. Next up for Tantrum was the heavily favored SawBlaze, and Tantrum proved how good its driving skills and speed were as it dominated the heavy hitter (as seen above). In the final four, Tantrum finally met its match against eventual champion End Game. Tantrum is planning to enter in season 6 along with a new robot called Blip. Tantrum's record is 9-6 (.600) with four knockouts. For a semifinal run, wins over Uppercut, Bloodsport, and SawBlaze, unique weapon, and its amazing driving skills, Tantrum lays fair claim to the top half of my top 50 Battlebots of all time.
Monday, May 3, 2021
Number 26 - HUGE
HUGE has one of the most unique designs on a combat robot that I have ever seen. Its wheels are pretty much unbreakable, and its vertical bar spinner has caused much devastation over seasons 3-5. HUGE debuted in 2018 and won its first three fights before being split in half by Icewave. Because it went 3-1, HUGE competed in the final 16 as the 14th seed, drawing Bite Force. HUGE dominated the fight and disabled Bite Force's weapon but, on account of damage sustained in the Icewave battle, it simply split in half out of nowhere (you should watch the fight if you don't believe me). In season 4, HUGE went 4-1 in regular competition, taking out such legends as GIGABYTE, Bronco, and HyperShock in the process, and suffering its only loss to Son of Whyachi. HUGE made the final 16 as the 12th seed, squaring off against 5th seed Whiplash that round. Whiplash's record was 3-1, and it had a higher seed than HUGE. Does that sound right? Of course not. I don't like the way that Battlebots handled the top 16 in season 4 at all. At any rate, HUGE took Whiplash the distance and took off one of its wheels in the process, but it wasn't enough to get the all important win (I personally think that the judges got the decision wrong). HUGE returned in season 5 and lost its first fight to Mammoth in one of the most disappointing fights ever. It drew hydraulic flipper HYDRA in its second fight. Watch the fight. First HYDRA plays chicken, then it cheats, then the judges give it the single worst decision in Battlebots history. After this, HUGE beat Kraken and made the top 32 as the 25th seed, getting a rematch with Whiplash. It fought to another close decision, but this one was decided correctly. HUGE's Battlebots record is 8-7 (.533) with two knockouts. For its brilliant design, wins over legends, entrance into the final tournament in all three seasons it competed in, and destructive blade, HUGE is an honored member of my top 50 Battlebots.
Number 27 - Reality
Reality was a very powerful drum spinner. Maybe the secret to its success was the fact that its drum motor was actually inside the drum spinner. Reality only competed for one season, 2018's season 3, but it never had a bad fight. Its debut fight was against SawBlaze, and it lost by a judges' decision, but it fought very well and did a lot of damage. Reality then battled DUCK! and dominated almost the entire fight until its drive failed, giving DUCK! the victory. At 0-2, Reality looked finished, and it fought Desperado Tournament runner up Lucky in its next bout. Reality slugged Lucky, earning a quick knockout. Reality's next matchup was HyperShock in the special U.S.A. vs. The World challenge, which it promptly knocked out. Reality then battled crusher robot Mohawk, which it also knocked out for its third in five fights. Despite its great opening season, Reality has not competed in seasons 4 or 5. Reality was a great Battlebot with fine armor, a great weapon, and good driving abilities. Its record is 3-2 (.600). Because it never fought a bad fight, went .600, and lost only to two of the greatest Battlebots of all time, Reality joins their ranks among my top 50.
Sunday, May 2, 2021
Number 28 - MadCatter
Saturday, May 1, 2021
Number 29 - Copperhead
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